SEASON XII / WEEK 13 OF 18 / THE CUP RACE

The Race for
the Jacket. Next: Mon Aug 10 · Nobleton Lakes

Forty grown men. Eighteen Mondays. One ugly jacket. Track the FToY race, the match-play war, the Nussy log, and every other indignity in real time.

Leader

Geoff

1769 pts · 11 rds

Weeks Played

12/18

Field

41active

Match Play

8×5 groups

Fucktard of the Year Race LIVE

Geoff Mahar

11 rds · low net —

1769

D'Arcy Sheedy

10 rds · low net —

1433

Paul Davies

10 rds · low net —

1164

Ada Bain

10 rds · low net —

917

Rob Hodgins

11 rds · low net —

850

Kevin Ford

10 rds · low net —

848

Shane Quinlan

11 rds · low net —

821

Paul Ceresne

11 rds · low net —

792

Jorin Parthenais

12 rds · low net —

787

Kevin Fane

10 rds · low net —

784

10 of 40 places score Full board →

This Week

W14

Nobleton Lakes · Mon Aug 10 · 9 holes

Last Round

Geoffnet 32

W11 · low net

Pink Ball Holder

Singh

Carries thru W13. High net 45.

Team Leader

Golf Uckyerselves

141.0 pts · 8 teams competing

Season Standings

FToY-style race — all 40 places score. Final four weeks scale up.

◆ FToY Race · Top 10

Pos	Player	Group	Rds	Low Net	Points
01	GM Geoff Mahar	G5	11	—	1769
02	DS D'Arcy Sheedy	G4	10	—	1433
03	PD Paul Davies	G8	10	—	1164
04	AB Ada Bain	G6	10	—	917
05	RH Rob Hodgins	G2	11	—	850
06	KF Kevin Ford	G1	10	—	848
07	SQ Shane Quinlan	G4	11	—	821
08	PC Paul Ceresne	G5	11	—	792
09	JP Jorin Parthenais	G6	12	—	787
10	KF Kevin Fane	G2	10	—	784

Full FToY board →

Match Play

8 groups of 5. Round-robin all season. Group winners advance to the bracket.

This week's match declarations

Week 14 — 0 declared, 8 group(s) pending.

See all →

Group 01

              Left bracket
            

Derek Patskou
Jay Kyle
Joey Fabing
Kevin Ford
Mark Wretham

Group 02

              Left bracket
            

Alex Fraser
Kevin Fane
Michael Dodaro
Rob Hodgins
Stephen Masters

Group 05

              Right bracket
            

Geoff Mahar
Josh Wallen
Kevin Talmage
Marty Gasteiger
Paul Ceresne

Group 06

              Right bracket
            

Ada Bain
Carlo Simone
Harjit Singh
Jorin Parthenais
Sean Vickers

Group 03

              Left bracket
            

Jeff Palmer
John Apollinaro
Sentilar Sebastian
Steve Bowie
Steve Cameron

Group 04

              Left bracket
            

Chris Doyle
D'Arcy Sheedy
Jay Nusbaum
Marcus Middleton
Shane Quinlan

Group 07

              Right bracket
            

Corey Quinlan
Dave Tripodo
Kyle Armagon
Mike Bokla
Trevor Hawes

Group 08

              Right bracket
            

Jeff Agnew
Paul Davies
Pete Sheedy
Steve McBurney
Tony Iskender

G1 Wretham 24.0

G2 Fraser 22.5

G3 Palmer 24.0

G4 Middleton 25.5

QF Middleton 3 UP

QF · TBD

SF · TBD

Champion '26

SF · TBD

QF McBurney 2 UP

QF · TBD

G5 Talmage 22.5

G6 Parthenais 25.5

G7 Hawes 24.0

G8 McBurney 23.0

Full Match Play standings →

Team Standings

Eight teams · weekly scoring rolls into the season cup race.

Full team standings →

Team Playoffs

Weeks 13–15 · seeded knockout · best 2 net scores decide each match.

Quarter-Finals

Week 13 · Silver Lakes

1 Golf Uckyerselves

8 Stiff Tip

2 Fore Decisions

7 KML Golf

3 I Like Big Putts

6 Stroke Kings

4 The Regime

5 Long Baums

Semi-Finals

Week 14 · Nobleton Lakes

TBD

Finals

Week 15 · The Nest at Friday Harbour

TBD

Best 2 net scores decide each match · ties go to the 3rd-best net, then 4th · a team without enough scores to continue a tiebreaker loses.

★ THE BOOKLET · 2026 · 16PP

The Authority.
Read it, twice.

Sixteen pages of rules, fines, format, draft results, and inside jokes. New for '26: a FToY-style points race for the full forty-player roster, an 8×5 match-play group stage with traditional knockouts, and a ramp-up handicap rule for new members.

Download PDF ↓

RAF-2026-BOOKLET.PDF

1. Registration & Prizingp.02

2. Schedule & Pointsp.04

3. Round Sign-upp.06

4. Fines (Nussies)p.08

5. Software & Scoringp.09

6. Local Rulesp.10

7. Weekly Compsp.11

8. Match Playp.12

9. Team Competitionp.14